QADEEM MASJID SHARIEF DURPORA MANIGAM GANDERBAL

STUDENTS DICTIONARY

Politician: Some one who shakes your hand before election and your confidence afterwards.

Doctor: A person who cures your ill by pills and kills you by bills.

Modern Boy: One who wants to copy every inch of a modern girl.

Discipline: A word which is missing from the students dictionary.

Classroom: A modern jail that we attend to take notes and exams.

Jail: A restless hous

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School: A place where papa pays and son plays.

Father: Banks provided by nature.

Love: A misunderstanding between two fools.

Money: A language understood by anyone everywhere.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelors degree and women gets her master's degree.

Television: A ciilized way of wasting time.

FASHION IN COLLEGES

 The tendency on the part of college students to pay more attention

  to fashion is continuosly growing with the exception of the poor   students who cannot afford the luxury of fashions.Almost all students regard it as an essential part of their duty to march with the fashion and thus appear up to date and modern.Sometimes they march even quicker than the fashions andactually set a new foot to new fashon movements or fashion developments.Avisit to a college of today would indeed be an intresting experiment for those who wish to know something about the influence of fashion on the student community and vice-versa