Doctor: A person who cures your ill by pills and kills you by bills.
Modern Boy: One who wants to copy every inch of a modern girl.
Discipline: A word which is missing from the students dictionary.
Classroom: A modern jail that we attend to take notes and exams.
Jail: A restless hous
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School: A place where papa pays and son plays.
Father: Banks provided by nature.
Love: A misunderstanding between two fools.
Money: A language understood by anyone everywhere.
Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelors degree and women gets her master's degree.
Television: A ciilized way of wasting time.
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